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Creeper Complex

a type of complex where a person makes everything more awkward than it is, calls everyone a "creeper", has shitty social competence, and snubs people that are different from them. It's not that other people are weird, they just freak out at everything and make situations more tense than they really are.
At a popular beach resort, two girls are posing for a photo taken by a third girl, standing a considerable distance apart. A man lingers between them, on his cell phone, unaware that he is standing in the way. They hesitate for a moment before asking him to move, in which he apologizes as he moves out of the way. Afterwards:
Girl 1: OMG, that guy was SUCH a creeper!
Girl 3: ... ? No--he was just on the phone and he couldn't tell that he was in the way. You and you're god-damm creeper complex need to calm the fuck down.
by GatorFan87 July 2, 2009
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Myspace Creeper

(Noun) 1. A person who frequents your Myspace account on a daily/weekly basis. 2. A person who is capable of recalling the pictures you have posted, recent comments, captions, Etc. 3. One who knows too much personal information about your Myspace, possible only from mass amounts of time viewing it.
1. My tracker says that Jim looked at my Myspace every day this week. What a fucking Myspace Creeper!
2. Boy: Hey! Your the girl with that picture of yourself in a bathing suit on your Myspace!
Girl: Yeh whatever you say Myspace Creeper.
3. Charles knows everything about her myspace. He's a goddam Myspace Creeper.
by Jim Nantz December 9, 2008
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Creeper Van

Those scary vans that pedophiles and rapists like to drive. They are often used to transport groups of people or equipment, but can also be used by weirdos to kidnap and rape people in the back. They are often, but not always white and the weirdest ones don’t have windows in the back.
Why is that creeper van parked at a school?
Stay away from that creeper van! Who knows who's driving it!
Don't buy a creeper van if you don't have to because it makes you seem weird.
by Anti-Creeper June 28, 2011
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creeper, aww man

so we back in the mine, got a pickaxe swing it from side to side, side side to side.
when i saw that creeper i was like "creeper, aww man".
by creeper, aww man June 5, 2019
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creepy creeperton

someone who is sketchy & creepy- could also be used to describe individuals who display characteristics & actions of pedaphiles or molesters.
"Did you see how he was looking at you with Mr. Boston eyes? Leave that creepy creeperton alone!"
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creeperazzi

Someone who takes creeper photos of other people without their permission. Photos may or may not show up on Facebook.
That guy is such a creeperazzi, he's been taking photos of me all night.
by Leelli January 18, 2009
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creeperbating

The act of masturbating; however, the masturbation must be under circumstances/intentions that would define one as a "creeper".
He was totally creeperbating.
by KeenlyACreeper July 23, 2011
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