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Creepert 

Noun. Somebody who is a cross between a creep and a pervert. These people are usually seen walking around with their shoulders slightly raised and their eyebrows slightly lowered. Usually accompanied with a pedosmile. To be a true creepert, the person would lurk around their prey - stalkerishly - and then say or do something dirty when recognized.
"Joe is such a creepert. Yesterday he followed me home - staying back a ways. When he saw me about to go into my house he ran up to me, pedosmiled, then said 'nice tits'"
Creepert by Kari FO SHIZZLE January 27, 2008
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creeperfie

when you act like you are taking a selfie but are secretly taking a picture of someone else in the area. then you crop yourself out and have a picture of said hottie or celebrity. combination of creeper and selfie
what!!! i just walked by ozzy osbourne! let me take a creeperfie so i can show everyone what just happened!
creeperfie by christiaanity December 26, 2014
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Everyone:

Creeper: SSSsSsSSS...

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——YOU—DIED——
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——-RESPAWN——
-TITTLESCREEN-
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Creeper by Bid Ol’ Boi February 27, 2019

creeper? aww man. 

Creeper, oh man
So we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe, overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have, shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops, you could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there, half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
Creepers, you're mine
Dig up diamonds, and craft those diamonds and make some armor,
Get it baby, go and forge that like you so, MLG pro,
The sword's made of diamonds, so come at me bro
Training in your room under the torchlight,
Hone that form to get you ready for the big fight,
Every single day and the whole night,
Creeper's out prowlin' - alright
Look at me, look at you,
Take my revenge that's what I'm gonna do,
I'm a warrior baby, what else is new,
And my blade's gonna tear through you
Bring it
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
Yeah baby tonight, grab your sword, armor and gold, take your revenge,
So fight, fight like it's the last, last night of your life, life, show them your bite,
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creepers tried to steal all our stuff again

Creeper? Aww man.

baby creeper 

Someone who is obsessed with babies. They become friends with girls who are pregnant or have newborns. They like and comment on anything baby related on facebook, while also posting pictures they took and statuses about other people's babies. They wish they had a newborn of their own but instead just resort to creepin on other's newborns instead.
"Did you see that Tara posted a picture of Alex's newborn when the baby is not even a day old????"
" Yeah, she is definitely a baby creeper"
baby creeper by Sheri Poole November 29, 2011

Creepertarian 

A libertarian, most likely male, who believes the opposite gender's love for liberty is the green light to make a pass. Unfortunately, the creepertarian does not receive signals of rejection, and drives the victim away from the liberty movement entirely.
Creepertarian: "So I heard you're in to liberty."
Girl: "Yeah! I love the Liberty Movement!"
Creepertarian: "Me too! Except I only adhere to the non-aggression principle outside of the bedroom..."
Creepertarian by shinrin785 July 28, 2012

Creevert 

A person who uses their perverted tendencies to creep out anyone who comes in contact with them.
Joe: "My neighbor is such a creevert, I've caught him staring into my basement window with his hand in his pants"

Ken: "that creevert definitely should be locked up!"
Joe "word"
Creevert by Rottweiler May 21, 2015
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