Goat creaming

Having sexual intercourse with a goat, having an immense amount of pleasure from man on goat action.

Goat creaming- "I got creamed by a goat"
"Time to cream some goats"

by I'm a mother lover September 12, 2020

eating creampie

Eating the ejaculate of semen (cum) right from the pussy (vagina), whether it's your own, from someone else, or both.

Thanks for cumming in her! I just love eating creampies.

by creampieslutlover June 21, 2015

The Double Creamer

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake

I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

by walshy1 May 28, 2014

Creampie

The act of unprotected/uncovered penile ejaculation and insemination inside the vagina.

E.g For the a couple attempting conception/procreation the male will release his sperm (the 'cream') into the female's vagina during climax/orgasm thus releasing his cream into the 'pie.' When withdrawing his penis typically some of his seed will drool/ooze out of the vagina, giving the creampie after-look.

Female - 'He came so much inside me it felt like it was drooling out forever... The perfect creampie!'

by Llewelyn Dowd July 2, 2022

Seattle Creamer

When you're in a Seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista ejaculates into one (or multiple depending how pissed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. Usually served hot.

Chance: Can I get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
*Barista takes, and gives the order*

*I take a sip of the frappachino*
Chance: "Ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky"
Andrew: "Yeah, mine to"
James: "He probably put some Seattle Creamer in our drinks"
Brian: "Yeah, you can see the semen floating in it"

by Chance, James, Brian, Andrew December 11, 2012

Philly Creampie

A verb that describes the act of going to the City of Philadelphia and performing a creampie while also getting your car towed.

My buddy got Philly Creampied last night.

I hate meeting my chick at her place in the city, I always get Philly Creampied because there's never anywhere to park.

That chick was totally worth the Philly Creampie.

by Official HOOR October 18, 2020

creamer

A woman that gets excessively wet upon sexual arousal and/or orgasm.

Guy 1: Jen is a fucking creamer!!!
Guy 2: What do you mean?
Guy 1: We fucked last night, and her juices got all over my sheets! She was so turned on, man.

by metalhead666 December 18, 2012