ass cream

The shit that looks like lotion when it slides out of your asshole. It's delicious :D

When i took a shit last night it looked liked ass cream, so I put it in a basket and made some urine all over it and then shoved a dildo up my own ass. It was dank.

by the cream pie master 69 January 26, 2010

ass cream

also called preperation h 2.a dumb ass prep

britney is a ass crem/whipe
2.i use ass cream its good on the hole

by ??? February 5, 2003

California Ass Cream

When one person shits into a cup and then wraps the other person's penis around it and begans to have Oral sex with it.

Oh yeah, my Girlfriend gave me some California Ass Cream two nights ago!

by werdtobigbird June 2, 2009

Ass Cream

Creampie in the ass.

Come here, let me give you an ass cream.

by xShakey September 7, 2021

ass ice cream cone

The <3 commmonly used on AIM or blogs to represent a heart. (Does it not look like an ice cream cone full of ass?) Triple scoops and double scoops indicate lotsa love.

I ass ice cream cone you

You are a double scoop of ass ice cream cone

by NeenaNika September 2, 2008

ass cram

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016

Creamy shrimp ass

The feeling you get on the ride home after eating Shrimp Fest at Red Lobster.

"oh shit, i have creamy shrimp ass, i better get to a toilet soon. Damn you Red Lobster!!!"

by pickleshake April 25, 2010