Cranston West

The side of Cranston with no personality. Think they’re better than everyone else because they can afford shitty McMansions. Super white and super racist. Everyone’s out of touch with reality and hates on Eastern Cranston for being working class. Their high school likes to act superior when really they have every resource available but kids still get addicted to adderal. Even flat screen tvs in the lunch room can’t get their students into top tier colleges.

Oh yuck, we have to go to Cranston West tonight. What are we gonna so, eat some dry chicken parm and play golf?

by eastsideordie May 24, 2019

Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.

"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."

by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010

Cranston Tuxedo

The classic white-briefs-only outfit that Bryan Cranston seems to sport in every role of his acting career.

On tonight's episode of Breaking Bad, Walt once again sports the Cranston Tuxedo

by thecorndog September 1, 2013

Cranston

A name you give your kid when you let your husband choose their name. They are someone that is very caring but also not caring at the same time.

Person 1 Oh my gosh what did you name your baby
Person 2 we named him Cranston of course

by Cranstonsmom October 17, 2019

Cranston

The sexiest bird alive in all of animal crossing, ladies fall to his feet

So you heard about Cranston

by Leaf chan September 14, 2020

Cranston Mud Muzzle

The act of taking laxatives then shitting in a women’s mouth and then wrapping her head in duck tape

The Cranston Mud Muzzle is only for truant professionals

by VanillaSugar69 December 22, 2020

Cransten

A legend from times gone by if you happen to chance a metting with this pirate you will feil a good vibe also ;drinks lots of grog also ;drug addict see:cran see:cranny

Who's got the best meth ?? cransten

by Frankie filzon November 22, 2020