1. Penis.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.
1. After she kicked David in the balls his crank didn't work for 6 days.
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."
by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009
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Get the Crank mug.Verb. Slang that implies the action of turning in a certain direction, usually used amongst friends by the person with the best idea of where the group or individual is headed.
1. "Oi Dazza! Crank a left at the next intersection, and we'll be there in like five minutes!"
2. "I told Shelly to crank a right, but she reckoned I was wrong. Now we're stuck in the middle of traffic!"
2. "I told Shelly to crank a right, but she reckoned I was wrong. Now we're stuck in the middle of traffic!"
by Ginadean October 19, 2007
Get the Crank mug.Crank, or Cranking, is the act of wanking off while crying; The Cry Wank. This is done most of the time while thinking about an ex that broke your heart, tears often being used as lubricant. Coined from Russell Brand's Ponderland, Season 1 episode 4 "Sports."
by HAL0THANE June 18, 2010
Get the Crank mug.dude 1: yo nigga, lez go pick up a fat bag of that crazy ass crank
dude 2: ight yo, s'all good, i got mad billz
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by methFace February 28, 2011
Get the Crank mug.The combination of crying and wanking to make one ultimate hormone explosion.
When you're upset but mad horny or sad and need a little serotonin boost, ain't nothing better than a good crank to get it ALL out.
When you're upset but mad horny or sad and need a little serotonin boost, ain't nothing better than a good crank to get it ALL out.
Timothy: She fucked another dude boys
The boys: Forget about her bro, she a hoe. Lets get loaded!
Timothy: nah man, ima go home and crank
The boys: You a bitch Timothy
The boys: Forget about her bro, she a hoe. Lets get loaded!
Timothy: nah man, ima go home and crank
The boys: You a bitch Timothy
by NewDude12 August 27, 2020
Get the Crank mug.Harry: What are your plans for tonight Frank?
Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.
Harry: Nice.
Frank: Nothing much, probably just crank for a bit.
Harry: Nice.
by cranker123456789 July 3, 2014
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