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crackincooch 

when a bitch is so dry she got cracks in her pussy. The clit is like a little sandy pebble inside an even dryer cave. Your english teacher has one if she is over 40. Especially if the clench game is ON POINT.
person one -Does Dr... have a crackincooch? I see her chench game is on point and she is pretty fucking old.

person two - you know it
crackincooch by dry-eater.CM January 28, 2022
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Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can 

Hand Me A Beer

..."Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can"

-For full humor effect, words must be said as written above using fast and enhanced/unique/bad enunciation.
"Smack Me Back Another Crackin Tab Can"

Damn I'm thirsty. Smacka Me Back Anotha Crackin Tab Can Carson. Upon request, a good homie of yours hands you a cold one.

whats cracking 

Form of "What's Up".
What's crackin' home nugget?
whats cracking by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

cracking a fat 

if one is said to be cracking a fat, they are gaining an erection
When i saw Burnsy's Mum i cracked a fat
cracking a fat by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003

Cracking egg 

When a trans person realizes that they are trans.
Person 1: You know, after looking at Egg_IRL, I realized I'm trans.
Person 2: So you have a cracking egg?

cracking up

laughing mad hard. Almost to the point of crying. Laughing you split ends off. more than giggleing or laughing
Guy 1: hey, whats wrong wiff aly?

Guy 2: Oh we where talking about how disgusting Michelle's nose is and then she started cracking up

cracking up by Petrusha July 1, 2008

Cracking Stick 

When one jerks off
My mom caught me cracking stick to the new Victoria secret magazine.
Cracking Stick by BRIjohn March 3, 2014