Cowher sweater

A brightly colored, hideous sweater worn by Bill Cowher, similar to the sweaters worn by Bill Cosby.
Also, a sweater that looks like a one worn by Cowher or Cosby.

also see cosby sweater

Did you see that Cowher sweater Frank wore to work today?

by Jon Mattozzi December 12, 2007

cowchair in the car

n. modifier of cowchair. cowchair is girl you would bone if she ripped off her clothes and begged for it,whereas cowchair in the car is a girl that you would bone very happily under any circumstance, eg. hot. Used to relay this information to your friends while said girl is within earshot.

Guy 1: "Cowchair in the car!"
Guy 2: "Cowchair in the car? I dunno, cowchair, but in the car?"
Guy 1: "Dude, cowchair in the car."
Guy 2: "Yeah in the car..."

by Porkbutter April 15, 2007

Copuhair

The hair left on the body of a woman by a man after sexual activity.

"Ugh! I'll need a bath to get all this copuhair off my breasts."

by Hirsute October 4, 2008

cowhipment

Being in a committed relationship as well as being whipped by your partner. The condition of cowhipment is mostly found in younger couples who are too young or have not been together long enough to marry.

Whipped boy: "I bought her a commitment ring for our one year anniversary."
Friend of whipped boy: "Don't you mean a cowhipment ring?"

by ailhgrak August 30, 2009

cowhands

1.) A stupid yet lovable person.
2.) You have cows for hands.

Though I know it's tempting, Hailey, please refrain from eating my front yard, you cowhands.

by Styrofoam toast June 15, 2020

Cowhara

Cowhara a hybrid between the fictional character Shuichi Saihara and a literal cow. Cowhara was originated from the fanfic Cowhara Sins on AO3. Cowhara is MOOsually found to be in a HORNy MOOd. He has BEEF with other cows of his kind because they usually speak BULLshit.

Hina: Guys, Cowhara updated!
Literally the rest of the group chat: Why do you read it? Cowhara is horny.
Hina: ITS COWHARA WE HAVE TO!

by IAmDaOneDatWon November 7, 2020

Cowchewer

A cow chewer can be anyone but the most frequent ones are people who haven't grown up and still talk about kid stuff \and are kind of childish they are nice but then can be really bothering. a cow chewer is most know as someone who talks peoples ears of.

No Shame To Cow chewers it can be a offensive term to people who are ashamed of it.

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jk don't take this personal its a joke

"HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN YOU ARE BORN ALIENS COME AND THEN THEY YEAH THEY SO YEAH I THINK THAT OH WAIT YEAH I LIKE THAT YEAH OMG YEAH SO THE TEACHER IS DOING THAT" thats what a cowchewer is

by The Truth of lies August 9, 2023