by siris83 November 16, 2006
Get the Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin mug.A manipulative & deceit tactic statement / phrase used primarily in the African American community when their significant other catches them making an inappropriate pass , cheating or attempting to set up a “hook up” with another individual indicating their current spouse is over reacting . This phrase is used by a narcissist to convince their spouse that they themselves are “crazy” & over reacting . If they accept that, it then covers up their behavior & they can continue to emotionally destroy their significant others confidence , makes them second guess their insecurities , and you can continue your fornication attempts .
Female : Why is this chick commenting on all your pics ? Who is she ?
Manipulator : “ B*tch, you are crazy. Get help. That’s my cousin. I’m sick of you . You are jealous and embarrassing. You look like a fool . That is my family . I have known that girl since childhood. I am seriously about to be done with you. I can’t take this anymore. I am not doing anything and you are just being stupid. I should go cheat because you keep saying I am so I might as well just do it. I’m leaving , I don’t even want to speak to you anymore or hear you crying . I don’t give a f*ck”!
Manipulator : “ B*tch, you are crazy. Get help. That’s my cousin. I’m sick of you . You are jealous and embarrassing. You look like a fool . That is my family . I have known that girl since childhood. I am seriously about to be done with you. I can’t take this anymore. I am not doing anything and you are just being stupid. I should go cheat because you keep saying I am so I might as well just do it. I’m leaving , I don’t even want to speak to you anymore or hear you crying . I don’t give a f*ck”!
by Atlas Alcott September 18, 2025
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An alternative to cuffing season for those who couldn’t find anyone. Facing the holiday season alone becomes grim reality, and as desperation sets in family events become potential dating scenes
by Blackjack Archer November 23, 2022
Get the Hot Cousin Season mug.a. An old show that used to be commonly found on the popular children's channel "Nickelodeon". Now... not so much.
b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.
b. that cousin that you always catch whacking off in his bedroom.
by tsb May 13, 2005
Get the Cousin Skeeter mug.A friend who gets in a relationship with one of your cousins, then eventually hooks up with another.
Hey Jim, did you see Ryan last night with Samantha, wasn't he with Katie not too long ago? Yeah he is a cousin slayer.
by TheKingSlayer December 13, 2012
Get the Cousin Slayer mug.The act of two cousins sandwhiching a woman between them usually in a kinky depraved sex act. It is widely known the best cousin sandwhich is served in cali by Devil and Dirty!
by gypsydave January 16, 2012
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