Corny ass mother fucker

When Someone gets an entire corn cob stuck in their ass

"Rumor is that guy is a corny ass mother fucker"

by Onion2097 August 26, 2022

corneyed brown sewer trout

A big long piece of doody with corn in it.

Tom almost didn't make it out of his cleanroom suit before the big corneyed brown sewer trout poked its head.

by jessseee September 12, 2006

Cortny

An outgoing Creative person, Who is very sexy and knows how to have a good time, also has a wonderful smile, and Gorgeous eyes.

Omg she's so a Cortny

by Cortny April 24, 2008

self conny

Feeling insecure & self conscious about yourself because of what others think about you, especially in social situations

The social was Harriet's most SeLf CoNnY 2 hours to date, with her self confidence at an all time low, her self consciousness reached an all time high

Olive has become greatly SeLf CoNnY about her massive dome because of all the criticism she receives from her peers

J4ck is becoming increasingly SeLf CoNnY amongst his peers because of his large instagram following

by SeLf CoNnY June 10, 2017

corny

The status of "corniness" is achieved when something picks up old and overused fads just to "fit in," falsely believes it is cool, and then takes itself too seriously, resulting in a complete destruction of its social life.

guy 1: What's your gamertag?

guy 2: boneurmom69_420.

guy 1: you corny son of a bitch. *guy 1 throws guy 2 in front of a speeding cement truck, picks up his flattened corpse, and tosses it into a gaping abyss from which there is no return.*

by thatguy09 December 13, 2010

conny wank

masturbating while wearing a condom for cleanup efficiency.

Hey mate, why don't you go have a conny wank

by mark1777 December 7, 2011

corney

The incorrect way to spell corny.

Sara: You're corney!
Ian: corny*
Sara: thx dude

by Kent Lee July 15, 2006