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Coordinator

Coordinators are either useful or useless, and there are two types:

1. In business, the PROJECT COORDINATOR is used by management to patch over some type of failing that they encounter in their processes. It is easier for them to simply hire someone with "organizational skills" and charge them with the responsibility of "making sure things get done."

Usually their job devolves into mindless nagging and tedious task management. Their nagging also serves to lower worker morale over time, leading to higher employee attrition and fighting in the workplace.

2. In event planning, EVENT COORDINATORS are often extremely necessary, and function as the "glue" that holds an event or project together. They are most necessary in events like concerts or mass protests, where a large number of guests must rely on some amount of structure to be in place for their activities.

Paradoxically, events that appear to be free-form or anarchistic often require the most coordinating work behind the scenes, because the guests expect everything to "just work" for them when they get there. Behind every Burning Man or Bonaroo, there is usually an army of unappreciated, frazzled coordinators working around the clock to make sure that the event goes off without a hitch.
Example 1:

Sysadmin 1- "Did you hear about the new Project Coordinator that management hired?"
Sysadmin 2- "Yea, all he does is send people nagging emails and CC's the boss in all of them, so it looks like he is being productive."
Sysadmin 1- "Screw this man, I'm looking for another job."

Example 2:

Hippie- "Burning Man is awesome! It's proof that thousands of people can just get together and do drugs and it all just works out! Yaay anarchism!"
Event Coordinator- "If you hadn't shared some of that weed with me, I'd be stabbing you in the face right now..."
by d3athp3nguin July 11, 2011
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Chominators

Large, thick, usually horn-rimmed glasses that look like something a stereotypical chomo (child molestor) would wear. Also called "Predator 3000s."
Man, what you be wearing those chominators for?

Shut up, my regular pair of glasses broke so I'm wearing the ones the prison gave me.
by Tochterlieber June 27, 2012
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coordinator

(Literal)
1.a job given to a guy just for the sake of filling up the vacancy.

(Actual)
1.the combination of douche and lame for a person.biggest sucker.
2.a guy who got sand in his vagina.
3.a self-promoting asshole who contributes nothing to the world.
Example 1:
Guy1 : "I don't wanna go to the meeting with the event coordinator,I

just can't stand him bitching the whole time"

Guy2:"yea,me neither.after all, that is what an event coordinator

for,patronizing*rolls eyes*"

Example 2:
"He kept event-coordinating us the whole meeting,duh!"
by nobitaz July 23, 2009
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claminator

When you pound the hell out of a lot of pussy.
Man Paul is the claminator! He pounded the hell out of Dawn so bad last night she had a hard time walking into work the next day.
by Clamer March 2, 2018
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cock coordinator

It's a Butler for your cock. He tells it what and who it can do.
The Cock Coordinator directs their employer to who they have to do
by TheRiseOfTheBlackHole December 25, 2017
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collector defense coordinator

One who ignores all other duties to above all else, defend ones own collectors, by any means possible, even at the the hands of sacraficing teammates.
7thCulthero: Uh, soul, a little help?
Soulblighter101: I can't, im guarding my collectors.
by ono December 4, 2002
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careminator

One who effortlessly masters the art of not caring. Someone who doesn't give a fuck.
Careminator, Kenny Powers, the Stiffmeister, Robert Crawford, Gary Keily, Matthew Hibbert.
by Slipdogbob November 23, 2013
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