James Corden

A less funny Peter Kay

"Hey, did you know James Corden was in that shitshow musical 'CATS'?"
"Yeah, it was the highlight of his career"

by SnexuSakesGlaz February 4, 2020

James Corden

An Un-Treatable Medical Condition where the sufferer is in denial of two severe mental conditions, resulting in self-obsession.......
These are :

a:) Being Clinically Obese

b:) Thinking you have a sense of humour, to the delusional point that you have convinced yourself you are an Hilarious Comedian, albeit a Clinically Obese Un-Funny Hilarious Comedian.

Symptoms include being Fat and Totally Un-Funny, eating all the pies and loving the sound of your own Fat Squeaky fat-ass voice.

Long term prospects are not good for any person you come into contact with.

Only known cure: Tear up your Equity Card and get back to working in McDonalds where you belong Fattie..!

Stacy: 'Gavin, you Fat, Un-Funny Talentless Bastard, Victim of 10 years of a UK Labour Government, why did you give up your job at McDonalds?'

Gavin: ' I'll tell you why M'fanwie, I am James Corden and because I am under the illusion I am a Funny Fat-Ass Toss-Monkey, when I'm not.... Innit! Plus there's nothin' wrong with bein' the only Gay in the Village!'

by Mike Leigh, Smartarse June 28, 2010

cordeiro

Capable of delivering an absolute barage of orgasms to any women in sight.

Girl you've just been cordeiroed

by Rustylama January 24, 2018

Cordelia

Simply stunning! Cordelia is one of the most reliable people you will ever meet and cares deeply for her friends and family.Falls in love quickly but is instantly turned off if you hurt her. She has a unique but innate sense of beauty which leaves others in awe. Craves academic validation and can normally be found curled up in a chair absorbed in fiction. Certainly has presence and can be heard from a mile away. Will normally be found buying snacks or coffee and indulging in the aesthetics. Usually very kinky but has an innocent appearance
Great taste in fashion but extremely self deprecating
Will make you laugh and is very empathetic

Who’s that always going to get coffee?
Oh that’s Cordelia, she’s in our sixth form

by Loveyourself127 May 11, 2022

Maria cordeiero

someone who is rly pretty an thinks she isnt cause she is dumb.

girl 1:your really pretty! Maria cordeiero:no I'm not

by kapow March 20, 2019

Cordelia

A beautiful, sweet, skinny, little biddy. Gives the best lap dances you've ever had. Everyone who meets her falls in love with her because she is simply a beautiful biddy inside and out.
Lily loves her too.

"She's always ready. When you want it she want like a nympho..."
"Damn, that Cordelia's got it goin' on"

by beautiful bitch February 6, 2010

corderis

CorDeris is an individual who doesn't dwell on how people perceive him but if someone respects him. With a modelesque physique, a Hollywood smile and appealing facial features he is deemed aesthetically pleasing . CorDeris comes with unpredictabilities. You never know what you would get. Make no mistake he is very keen on loyalty and intellect. Underneath the labels of being crazy, pugnacious and irate ; he is a very caring person to those who accompany him. CorDeris has never lacked hustle or ambition!

CorDeris is cool asf!

Yeah, he isn't smart too!

by Corderissiredroc January 3, 2017