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Conincidence

Noun:
An incident or occurrence that is both coincidental and a scam.
The religion you grew up with is the one true religion? What a conincidence!

It's so conincidental that you show up to sell me a research paper just when I need one done for tomorrow's class.
by lovelywordplay August 29, 2012
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Coincidence

A coincidence is a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances that have no apparent causal connection with one another. The perception of remarkable coincidences may lead to supernatural, occult, or paranormal claims. Or it may lead to belief in fatalism, which is a doctrine that events will happen in the exact manner of a predetermined plan.

From a statistical perspective, coincidences are inevitable and often less remarkable than they may appear intuitively. An example is the birthday problem, which shows that the probability of two persons having the same birthday already exceeds 50% in a group of only 23 persons.1
Coincidence I think not 😂🤣
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 21, 2019
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It was a coincidence that i found two £5 coins.
by Gracie-Ann December 17, 2007
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Cuntincidence

noun

1. A shady bitch doing, wearing, saying or attending the same thing shortly after learning, hearing, watching YOU do, say or announce something and then acting as if they had no clue, or like it was their original idea all along.

2. A cuntrified jackhole using other people's material without giving proper credit.
Example: It was no cuntincidence that whore showed up thirty minutes after they checked in on Facebook.

Synonyms: serenstupidy, accident my ass, fake as fuck.
by Nit-Witty January 3, 2014
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Coincidence

A word created by the government to cover up the fact that select human beings live within a simulation, and is used after spotting an error in the code that cannot be explained using human rationale
Owen recently heard an incredibly obscure word he has never heard before in his life for the first time, that same day after hearing the word he hears the word in a TV show he is watching what a coincidence!
by Sheriff_LaCombe February 19, 2022
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The day which all suffer begins is always a day A, the school intended to make it that way, what a coincidence.
by lean269rrr May 25, 2022
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Coincidence Theorist

A Weak minded Person who vehemently believes the disinformation the Federal Government and it’s Propaganda Ministry publish. Once said published statements are proven as lies, the weak minded individual still sides with the “Ministry of Truth” and labels the truly informed as “Conspiracy Theorist”.
Jeez, that Wuhan lab leak evidence was decried and denied by the 81 million Coincidence Theorists in this Country… they sure look doubly stupid now!
by LiquidMSL May 5, 2023
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