Pussy Sub-Contractor

That guy that became a pimp so that punks like you wouldn't have to.
Typically an extremely lucky close friend who is brought in "under the table" to fuck the brains out of the women you can't due to company sexual harassment policies or the fact that they are close friends or relatives of your chic. Respectable Pussy Sub-Contractors typically submit proof of job progress and completion through forwarded text messages, cell phone pics, and videos complete with hot cum shots for your "2 in the AM when your girl is asleep cock strokin' pleasure." He's not in it for the money, he's in it for the love of the art.

Carl: Hey Jeff I need you to savagely ass fuck this bitch in Human Resources at my job for me so I don't get sued doin' it myself.

Jeff: Cool man. I actually need you to cock choke my wife's mom to the point she burps cum bubbles and get it on video. I'll be your Pussy Sub-Contractor if you'll be my Pussy Sub-Contractor.

by Handpicked diCK diGGler March 24, 2009

Contraversitality

Basically means to be mad, angry or crazy.

The contraversitality that man was using was insane!

by Bill cloggs June 1, 2011

Private Contractors

The politically correct word used for Mercenaries like those good ol' boys over at Blackwater.

News Anchor: Today in Iraq, private contractors shot 15 civilians because they looked at them wrong.

by JthanS December 28, 2007

Vaginal Contractor

An individual who seeks out and manages herds of women for sale of sexual goods and services. These individuals are predominately males of African-American decent who have an intriguing gravitation to dark shades of purple. His employees are frequently called out as a “ho” or “biatch” (bee-a-ch), and they often participate in one of the few bargaining existences in our modern market economy. The revenues created by a ho’s diligent work are often redistributed through the contractor as he takes a majority share of the earnings in exchange for protection and a constant supply of work. The most common action that a vaginal contractor participates in is a slap, specifically the “pimp slap”. It is a back-handed smack in the face as a reaction to either a ho’s bitch slap (see palm up slap) or insufficient funds generated by an individual biatch. It is also common for a vaginal contractor to have sustained a leg injury (most likely from a bad case of the angry pirate) and needs physical assistance walking with a diamond encrusted cane.

Vaginal Contractor - I don’t know what you know about me, I’m a motha fuckin’ V.A.G.I.N.A.L C.O.N.T.R.A.C.T.O.R.!

by Mack Daddy Mik August 19, 2006

Contramster

A hamster brought illegaly into a country without the consent of the local judicial government.

Sadam, along with many other illegal biological plans, imported nearly 5 contramsters over the last 12 years

by NicoNc2 October 21, 2003

contrapositive linearity

The creation of highly resolved lines in art with the use of contrapositive colors on the color wheel (Each set of two contrapositive colors forms a single line across the node (center) of the wheel of colors).

The artistic process used to create hyperreal art.

Contrapositive linearity is the death of postmodernism because juxtaposition is convergence and duality is linearity ie. convergence is in the past.

This contrasts with positive (formalistic) linearity in which juxtaposition is linearity and convergence is duality ie. convergence is the future.

Thus convergence in the past can only happen aesthetically.

by sandraxine August 10, 2018

conglamorouslination

Cumming rapidly while eating

IM CONGLAMOROUSLINATIONATING! AuUaAAaHAUuhuGggghh *cums on food*

by Xx_NiggerWhipper_xX April 11, 2023