Hyper-Viber-Condria

When you believe that your mobile is vibrating when is not.

You only realize after rummaging around in your bag/pockets for 10 minutes that it was all in your head or someone sitting next to you just farted

''Hold on my phone is ringing.... oh no its not, ive got Hyper-viber-condria... can you smell something''

by Jason_laura October 22, 2008

Condy

Slang for condom. Possibly said while drunk, but mostly said just because you can.

My friend Lil Masty needs a condy every saturday night.

by K. Mhettos October 23, 2004

Michael Condrey

He’s an asshole who put supply drops and exo-bullshit in Call of Duty. And since he was making Activision so much money, they promoted the fucker! Go figure. Now he can screw up Treyarch or Infinity award with his supply drop nonsense.

I got killled by a sniper at close range! WTF?! DAMNIT MICHAEL CONDREEEEY!!!!
This faggot Michael Cornbread just gave me 3 common pistol grips.
KYS Michael Condrey

by xX-PussySlayer69-xX May 9, 2018

Condragulations

1. A smartass cynical way of saying "congratulations" to a mentally retarded person.

2. A misspelling of the word "congratulations" to piss somebody off.

It's your birthday?! CONDRAGULATIONS!!

by Stump Jumping Jethro April 21, 2004

Luke Condron

The type of people that lose at everything.

That person luke condrons everything

by smitdawgoner April 30, 2011

condraception

when he says you wont get pregnant standing up....

'he was using condraception - he told her he was sterile, just look at the size of her now!'

by PGTips April 26, 2006

concrylinder

A cylindrical specimen composed of concrete.

A cylinder made of concrete is a concrylinder.

by the number one civil engineer March 11, 2010