Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.
by TheTallestPsychonaut November 17, 2023
Get the life condimentsmug. An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
Get the Condimentsmug. by Christopher8600 June 9, 2022
Get the Condimentationmug. noun
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
Get the Condimentsmug. Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017
Get the sleeping condimentsmug. Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments
by ranktude November 29, 2012
Get the condiment thiefmug. When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
by Bemile February 26, 2013
Get the Condimentalmug.