Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.

Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends

by jwgrooves October 24, 2013

Computron

A superior or 'cooler' way of referring to your computer.

Dude, my computron is faster than God.

by Wattsington June 17, 2008

Post Completion Depression

When something that you have put a lot of time into recently is finally over (like the finale to a tv series that you love, or the end of a great video game trilogy) you are sometimes left melancholy, and with a feeling of "what do I do now". This lingering sadness is called "Post Completion Depression", though it's often shortened to P.C.D.

Anime enthusiast: So have you finished watching Kill la Kill yet!?
Casual anime fan: Yeah, it was great, in fact, I think I'm starting to get Post Completion Depression.

by LILJJH September 11, 2015

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

Gentleman's completion

For a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.

Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion

"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."

by Patrick Antonis September 29, 2006

spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion

N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion

by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018