computer science

The bane of my existence. Why did I ever decide to minor in computer science?? I wish I could invent a time machine and go back in time and intercept myself before I declared it as my minor. I would then proceed to kick my own ass.

Computer science raped my GPA

by Rat Bastard November 9, 2003

Computer Sexy

A woman who's online photos are sexy, but in person she isn't.

Bill: Damn! That Myspace photo is hot!
Jeremy: Nah, she's just computer sexy. I saw her at the bar and she was missing teeth and had a gut.

by J Unity October 2, 2008

Computer Stupidities

The best website for computer jokes and stuff.

Computer Stupidities is awesome! I read it all the time.

by Midna! July 20, 2009

computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.

dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned

by Marlind September 12, 2010

computer screen

^^^^^^^^
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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs

...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant

by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005

Computer Shooter

Noun: One who partakes in the viewing of pornographic material on ones computer and proceeds to ejaculate on the screen and/or keyboard, and occasionally the mouse.

"That Computer Shooter got cum on my keyboard!"

by SHOOTER6969 April 24, 2009

Computer Scientist

A philosopher who is able to make money.

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.

by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022