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Commensals

They are unknown friends on social networking sites like Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, etc. These are the people who just adds anyone they see on social networking sites. They, most of the time, sneak into photos, videos, etc. for their amusement. They also steals pictures and posts them on forums so that they, with their fellow commensals, have something to laugh at or even jacked at.
Hey, Sarah. I see that you have a lot of friends on Facebook. So, how many of those are commensals? You know, adding someone you don't know is dangerous.
by Jake Burrows June 30, 2010
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Homer Commentary

When you are listening to the commentary of a game, homer commentary is demonstrated when the game's commentary is cheering for the home team. Yelling for fouls, at miss shots, at the refs, maybe even for a shot to be missed by the opposing player. Mostly used by the Milwaukee Bucks and sometimes the Boston Celtics.
(5.2 seconds left)
Commentary: Bryant has the ball, turns arounds at the elbow. Jumps, shoots...
Homer Commentary: MISS IT!
Commentary: And he banks it in at the buzzer! Lakers win! 98-96!
Homer Commentary: Bucks lost the game because of the bad calls, nothing you can do about it.
by Henry Yates January 17, 2010
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commentatin'

To speak disrespectfully or harshly towards a person or thing.
Why you commentatin' on me?!?
by G-dog January 16, 2004
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spanish commentary

The best type of soccer commentary in the world. Makes every game exciting, especially when a goal is scored.
Person 1: 'You see the game last night'
Person 2: 'Yeah I saw it with Spanish commentary. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL'
by Johhny Leetsauce February 7, 2008
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Colored Commentary

n. the mostly annoying but occasionally humorous narration provided by loud African-American patrons while watching a film in a public movie theater.
"The Dark Knight was enjoyable, but I could have done without the colored commentary."
by Jason Mc. August 23, 2008
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commentatard

The person who tries to be the first one commenting on any given post or thread. Having nothing worthwhile to add to any conversation, such tards make themselves feel better by simply being first.
They usually stop being a tard once they've accomplished the more difficult task of peeing in the toilet like a big kid.
Man: "Listen to this. According to this internet article science has found a cure for cancer and the only comment anyone made was "First!"

Wife: "What a commentatard.
by Jing123456 November 22, 2011
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commentainment

A commentary in the form of entertainment (e.g. movie or play)
Dude, that Laundromat movie was commentainment
by CheechIsCool January 29, 2020
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