Ionian column

An anal sex position for three or more penis havers or phallus wearers where-in one person, the base, lays on their back and penetrates another person laying on them who is also penetrating another, etc. There can be as many people as can be stacked.

The horizontal version of this arrangement is known as a Newton's cradle.

Call over two more men and let's stack up an Ionian column!

by PhilTraum February 19, 2021

Column Effect

When you’re charged more for home repairs or anything when someone sees that you have columns on your house.

When the contractor gave us an estimate for a job, it was 20% more just because of the column effect.

by Brook Byrnes September 5, 2019

White Column

A rupture of buttsemen onto a white persons cock. Typically in anal sex.

"Oh man! Dave and John had some rad sex last night, heard Kohn raptured a white column out of Dave!"

by bluudude April 20, 2025

Ten Column Proofs

To realize that you have been tricked and these are not actually real. This was all a waste of time.

I can’t believe that I actually believed ten column proofs are real!

by AshtonBigBoi February 11, 2019

Seventh Column

When all the planets align simultaneously with the angle of your cheek clapping Destiny 2 gunskill culminating in Lord Shaxx screaming #TBF for ever guardian! Also killing seven guardians with out time in between to scratch your nuts will drop you the medal!

Oh The Bee Files dropped another seventh column do they even touch grass?

by #TBF June 9, 2022