A sex act in which a girl spreads her ass cheeks apart like goatse, while her partner pours milk and Hershey's chocolate syrup into her open anus. The girl then proceeds to twerk like Miley Cyrus until chocolate milk is made, which is then consumed by the couple.
After getting bored performing the Cincinnati Bowtie, the freaky couple moved to the Cleveland Steamer and then began making Columbus Chocolate Milk.
by GimpThePimp October 25, 2013
Get the Columbus Chocolate Milk mug.1. To get mentally and physically attacked by your achedemic commitments at Columbus Academy in Columbus, Ohio.
2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.
2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.
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Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!
Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!
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Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!
Girl 2: Well, you learn more
Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!
Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!
Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!
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Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!
Girl 2: Well, you learn more
Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!
by wellalright... June 11, 2011
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The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.
by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014
Get the columbian unicorn mug.A fifth column is a group of people who clandestinely undermine a larger group such as a nation from within. A fifth column can be a group of secret sympathizers of an enemy that are involved in sabotage within military defense lines, or a country's borders. A key tactic of the fifth column is the secret introduction of supporters into the whole fabric of the entity under attack.
Bobby: Not ironically, Fifth Columnist rhymes with Filthy communist.
Joe: You got me there, Bobby, I have no idea.
Bobby: Yeah, right.
Joe: You got me there, Bobby, I have no idea.
Bobby: Yeah, right.
by Chaotic_Neutral October 20, 2012
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Get the west columbia high school mug.A school filled with fucking idiots lmfao. It’s ‘afFiLliAtED wiTh CoLuMBiA uNiVErSITY’ so u would think its a smart school huh? Nope. Also professor martin is a bitch and a bully n that’s the tea ☕️ Bye y’all -f
-Columbia Secondary School is such a prestigious school!!
-lmfao nope last week the top floor was set on fire cuz some kid dropped a joint in the trash can
(True Story man)
-lmfao nope last week the top floor was set on fire cuz some kid dropped a joint in the trash can
(True Story man)
by shrekkynyc November 7, 2018
Get the Columbia Secondary School mug.Only province in Canada that Americans find worthwhile to visit. Only province in Canada where it takes 30 minutes to get from the beaches to the snow capped mountains. Makes Americans wonder what the other Canadians are doing out in Alberta and Ontario. Locals like to show off by windsurfing and snowboarding in the same day, just because they can.
"God lives in British Columbia" -Denny Crane
American businessperson: "Let's go up to British Columbia and buy a condo now before their prices jump another 25%."
American businessperson: "Let's go up to British Columbia and buy a condo now before their prices jump another 25%."
by bill_y September 4, 2006
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