colton hills community school

Colton hills is a sack of shit full of everything but white people and a shitty head teacher

Friend:i go colton hills community school
Mom:that school is shit, i heard someone shat in the reception.

by Anonymousticklebum December 12, 2019

colton

Colton an awesome person has lots of friends and can be a little douchey is an fantastic boyfriend looking to settle but will tare as s untill he finds it, great with kids, understanding, sympathic, great in bed really loves to switch it up super sexy, fit, great hair, beautiful eyes and smile you find a Colton you better never let go cause he's the best a girl can ask for

Colton is my best friend

by claudia :) March 31, 2015

Highway Cologne

The Sweet Smell Of A Rotting Carcass Stewing In The Hot Sun Along The Roadway. The Natural course Of Decomposition Has Long Settled In. Usually That Of An Animal That Has Been Struck By either A Car Or A Truck.

Chris Said The Highway Cologne Was Really Strong When He Was Ridding His Bike Back From Sturgis.

by CRRS August 4, 2007

Hot Colton

The Hot Colton is the sexual act of, after having sex with your girlfriend, going into another room to defecate on the floor.

Did you hear about Ryan? He took a Hot Colton last night.

by Donitsu June 30, 2010

Colognoisseur

A connoisseur of cologne. One who recognizes and appreciates the subtleties of fine colognes and perfumes. He understands industry terminology such as "sillage" and "notes", is unswayed by masculine- or feminine-directed marketing, and he may have expert training or knowledge. He may have a large wardrobe of colognes from which to choose for various occasions and he knows how and when to apply them for greatest impact or close-quarter-only situations.

The masculine equivalent of "perfumista".

Origin: "Quarry" of online fragrance forums.

Tania asked her colognoisseur husband, Luca Turin, what new, cutting-edge cologne he would recommend for her college-bound nephew.

Whew! The loud, cheap-smelling funk coming off Bob let everyone downwind know he was no colognoisseur.

by MadScientist@Basenotes February 27, 2009

stoner cologne

Air freshener, or any other strong smelling cleaner that takes away the smell of weed.

Bro, you smell like mad bud. Don't worry, I got a bottle of stoner cologne in my car.

by super fader December 21, 2006

Colton

Colton is omega thicc
I'd smash Colton all day every day
Colton has a big pee pee

Id smash Colton

by Hennecolt May 30, 2019