coloneled

When a girl or guy sucks their finger and sticks it in your penis hole.

I got coloneled off a girl last night, it bloody hurt but it felt so good.

by Arran Greenwood May 10, 2008

the colonel

The Greatest Guy EVER from Weebl and Bob.

Hello there, colonel.

by Dr M March 29, 2004

Colonels

A shitty baseball team

the Colonels went 2 and 11 this year.

by 50 cent f50 April 6, 2003

Colonel Flan

A constant flip-flopper who steals shotgun and is far too tall to hangout. If it wasn't for his tripod he would be totally irrelevant.

Kagan? More like Colonel Flan! Did you hear about him trying to change the shotgun rules on the trip to the beach when we stopped at the gas station?

by TRUFUS December 7, 2009

Colonel Thomas

A steaming dump exceeding at least 1 foot in length and 2 inches in gerth.

A Colonel Thomas could be compared to a baby's arm in size.

by Jordan higgins December 19, 2008

Colonel Valor

A sexual maneuver where a masked man has anal sex with a woman, racing to finish before a time bomb detonates.

For purists, the bomb is set to six muntes, seven seconds.

I was in the middle of giving her a Colonel Valor, when I realized it wasn't about her.

by Purist86 January 2, 2011

Kentucky Colonels

1. A basketball team that was the most successful franchise in the American Basketball Association before the ABA merged with the NBA in 1976.

2. The members of the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels, given honorary appointments by the Governor of Kentucky.

1. The Kentucky Colonels, led by Dan Issel, Artis Gilmore and Louie Dampier, usually waxed teams like the Indiana Pacers, San Antonio Spurs, Denver Nuggets, New York Nets, Virginia Squires and Utah Stars.

2. Because of his long record of public service work, John was inducted into the Honorable Order of Kentucky Colonels.

by PMax February 24, 2008