Collateral Clout

Clout gained via the collateral damage of social media posts you’re tagged in

Yo tag me in that story, I look fire. I’m trying to get some collateral clout!

by ZUBS@$!@ December 11, 2019

Gossip Collateral

When two friends both know so many of each others' secrets that they both know neither one of them will tell, or the other one will tell in revenge. For example: Friend A knows X about friend B, and friend B knows Y about friend A. Therefore, if friend A reveals X, friend B may reveal Y, and vice versa. Thus, the security of their respective secrets is mutually guaranteed. Generally, the secrets in question are of equal or near-equal magnitude. For instance, cheating on a partner might be equivalent to a well-hidden drug habit or closet bulimia, whereas a crush would be a lower magnitude.

Becca told Rachel about her secret crush, and didn't have to worry about her telling, because she had Rachel's secret crush as gossip collateral.

by Amarantha September 1, 2010

collateral fappage

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011

collateral shopping

Things you bought when you were shopping for something else

I just went out for a pair of shoes but I spent over $300 on collateral shopping

by Andy Froud June 7, 2007

Collateral Damage Pussy

Pussy that was not intended for you, but attained none the less, by being in the right place at the right time.

Guy 1: "Wow, i was wasted last night. How in the hell did I end up with sara in my bed??"

Guy 2: "Shit, I'll tell you how, she came over for me but I passed out on the couch."

Guy 1: "Oh yeah thats right, there was no one else awake. Damn, i love getting hit with collateral damage pussy!"

by Hijo De Ricardo December 5, 2010

colateral damage

Thier children, "accidently" killed by us.
Not to be confused with the slaughter of innocents, i.e., our children "accidently" slain by them.

The children who died at Waco were colateral damage, but the children killed in Oaklahoma City were needlessly massacred.

by daDebil February 29, 2004

collateral

An excellent film by Michael Mann, starring Tom Cruise and Jamie Foxx.

Me: Did you see Collateral on HBO last night?

Some Guy: Hell yeah! Tom Cruise kicked that black guys ass!

Me: (Silence)

by The Fanatic April 13, 2006