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Cocksocket

Shut your stupid orange cocksocket.
by Mailordergod November 13, 2020
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cockrocket

When a man and woman (or other man) are having anal sex and the receiving partner farts, forcing themselves off of the penis of their lover in a rocket like fashion.
"Rick and I were going at it last night, but he had had too many burritos earlier and totally cockrocketed across the bed."
by Jesus Brigade June 17, 2008
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Cockpocket

1. a person who has a super hot girl friend but does not do anything with them or is too afraid to, it is also referred to as "Pulling a GJ"

2. a person who cannot get a girl friend while his other friends can
definition 1

bro 1: dude your girl friend is so hot
bro 2: yeah i know. but im too afraid to do anything with her
bro 1: dude you are such a cockpocket you are pulling a gj
bro 2: whats a cock pocket? o.O
bro 1: *walks away*

definition 2

bro 1 and 2: dude its so awesome having a girl friend
bro 3: dude not fair i want a girl friend, but i can never get one

bro 1: hehehe...cock pocket
bro 3: shut up
by Bob90827308297 May 20, 2009
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Cockrocket

When you're doing a chick in the ass and she farts creating a rocket. Unless she's really fat, then you fly off.
Dude, she totally did a cockrocket last night.
by Cockrocket69 May 24, 2008
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cockpocket

a person with a huge adams apple used as a dick rest
wow that is a big cockpocket
by nick renzo June 30, 2008
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Cocksocket

A penis that bends unreasonably far to any direction when erected
Jeez Linda, that guy had such a cocksocket last night, i thought that Captain Hook was inside me.
by JakeHudz May 1, 2009
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Cockrocket

When you get erect so fast that your schlong goes right through your pants.
I've got a bad case of a cockrocket!
by ititititits April 12, 2015
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