When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.
"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"
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1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch
2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.
2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.
1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"
"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"
2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"
"What is he, a cockaholic?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"
"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"
2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"
"What is he, a cockaholic?"
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Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...
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"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"
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A'right, cocka!
'Ow ya doin', cocka?
'Ow ya doin', cocka?
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