COCKING

abbey loves to cock. not to be confused with loving cock, because she’s a massive lesbo

whiskey: “oh, okay”
goobie:”HEKEHEJE”
abbey:” I JUST PEED IM COCKING”

by goobie! April 1, 2023

Good Cocking

To smash a lady up sexually to the point where both parties are tired and pleasured

I gave that slag a right good cocking, now she is walking like John Wayne

or

He got a right good cocking on holiday the filthy little sausage jockey

by Chris Lomas August 17, 2006

cocking out

cocking out is when one is done with sexual relations for the day. Similar to clocking out from a workplace.

Girl: Let's fuck some more.

Guy: Sorry babe, i'm cocking out for the day.

by hello my name is stupid silent March 14, 2010

Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.

"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"

by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022

Hard Cocking

Being penetrated by a hard penis; having sex with a hard penis.

Last night, my boyfriend hard cocked me.
I hope he hard cocks me tonight.
I'm hard cocking her tonight.

by Morgette January 1, 2012

cocking french fries

1) To deep throat french fries whole in a very sexual manner,

2) Oral sex with fries

Desi and keeshers are cocking french fries with that Whopper.

by gerald grren May 20, 2008

flat cocking

The act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their vagina to one another. Once in contact, they begin rubbing/grinding themselves against the other's vagina. Not entirely unlike the act of using a two-headed dildo and coming all the way together, only this does not involve a dildo.

My dyke neighbors would probably spend a romantic evening flat cocking each other, since they were too poor to buy a dildo or strap-on.

I can't believe nobody has heard of the term "flat cocking"

by RDSTUD September 21, 2007