cockfident

cocky plus confident equals COCKFIDENT

i'm not just confident or cocky, i'm both. i'm COCKFIDENT.

by GeoBar September 17, 2010

Crackcident

An accident directly involoved with or caused by the excessive usage of any illicit substance.

Joe was running down the street after an excessive weekend of partying and tripped over his own feet and had a crackcident.

by Your Pirate Santa January 3, 2007

cockscientious

adjective to describe someone who has a pushy do-gooder attitude.

Betty: "Jon, you should recycle that coffee cup. Let's all try to save the environment together!"
Jon: "Oh Betty, you are so cockscientious!"

by cockscientious objector May 8, 2008

Cockliment

A compliment a guy gives a girl only to get into her pants.

She thinks she's hot because she gets Cockliments all the time.

by Allysol January 16, 2009

Cockliment

When a girl notices that you have an erection, and takes it as a compliment

"OMG gurl I liek 4 cockliments last night"

by DavvyJones September 10, 2009

cockfident

Similar to arrogant. Someone who is confident for no other reason than that they are a cock.

some amateur rugby players are cockfident.

by Mr A. Nonymous February 14, 2009

Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.

I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.

by Bigyahu July 28, 2010