Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.

Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.

by CherryTart February 15, 2023

Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible

Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin

by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020

cock goblins

a horrible species that can only properly be taken care of via ak-47 model 56

those damn cock goblins are back

by beddsy January 31, 2021

Cock Goblin

A homosexual who loves to chug the dick. Day to night gobbling cock down. A Cock Goblin.

A heard that guy is a serious Cock Goblin.

by Netsharpshooter October 10, 2016

Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.

Jon is a cock goblin.

by Flex fire February 9, 2023

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

Cock Goblin

Violently thrusting one's knee into another's cock, making one's cock circumcised and having the appearance of a goblin

Hey, I heard Rob got "Cock Goblin" nd last night
You're a cock goblin

by Insanedeath5 October 31, 2019