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Cock Goblin 

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
Cock Goblin by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

Cock goblin 

What Jon does as a day job.
Cock goblin by Flex fire February 9, 2023

Cock Goblin 

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.
Cock Goblin by CherryTart February 15, 2023

goblin cock 

1. cock of a goblin
2. the band behind the dragon fucker
frank: do you like goblin cock??
jonas: gobling cock? yeah everyday
goblin cock by gobliner May 9, 2022

cock robbin goblin

created by Annabelle Calypso (shes a tik toker)

someone who takes your man
A: “mannn this bitch stole my man shes a real cock robbin goblin

goblin of cock 

Der Majesty, also known as D-Mag.
do you know D-Mag?
Yeah, isn't he the goblin of cock?
goblin of cock by theTStormMilitia February 12, 2008