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Convidiot

1. A stupid person who stubbornly ignored 'social distancing' protocol. thus help to further spread COVID-19

2. A stupid person who hoards groceries needlessly spreading COVID-19 dears and depriving others of vital supplies
'Are you seriously going to visit grandma? dude, don't be such a convidiot'

'See that guy with the 200 toilet paper rolls? What a convidiot'
by glkdsmfhg;serg;'lsehdkgserh March 21, 2020
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COVIDIOT

Brain dead people who after an abundance of times hearing the health care professionals about the need for social distancing and proper hand washing continues to be oblivious of the COVID-19 pandemic. Their hoarding of goods then selling them for a profit, depriving others of vital supplies and no regard for the welfare of others.
Look at that person filling up their shopping cart with toilet paper. What a COVIDIOT.
by Tender Kisses March 22, 2020
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Covidiot

1. a stupid person who stubbornly ignores the "social distancing" protocol, thus helping to further spread COVID-19.

2. a stupid person who hoards groceries, needlessly spreading COVID-19 fears and depriving other of vital supplies
1. "Are you seriously going to visit granny?
Hey mate, don't be such a covidiot"

2. "See that bloke with the 100 toilet paper rolls? What a covidiot"
by Psychen5 March 22, 2020
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Covidiot [noun]

An idiot who buys toilet paper stock until 2053 in a pandemic as if it's the most precious item!
That Covidiot noun was hoarding trolleys of rolls the other day!
by exevior March 24, 2020
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covIDIOTitus

covIDIOTitus is the malady a covIDIOT suffers, someone who has Covid-19, is infectious and an idiot who isn’t following proper protocol like isolation and social distancing.
Donnie, bless his heart, in addition to having asymptomatic COVID 19 & being infectious, he also has covIDIOTitus, he’s a covIDIOT who’s recklessly endangering by not following proper protocol like isolation and social distancing. #StayTheFuckAtHome
by Razzmutant April 6, 2020
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Covidiot

A person who has no medical background and makes statements about the Coronavirus pandemic founded on dubious sources, i.e. social media, an acquaintance, etc
I cannot listen to that covidiot blab on about pseudoscience he read on social media
by Pangolin20 March 25, 2020
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Covidiot

1) A person who "isn't worried" about Covid-19 because they "aren't old enough." (This does not discount the Covidiot having asthma, obesity, or another major risk factor).

2) Someone who goes on numerous pointless excursions during the aforementioned pandemic, often against local ruling, because they are hollow inside, utterly selfish, and, most probably, lick hand railings.

3) On the extreme, either denies Covid-19 is an issue at all (or real) and/or completely loses their shit and buys no more soap than usual BUT every last disenfectant product & T.P. roll.**

**Despite this, their living space is still as gross as ever.

See also: organic portals
Karen the Covidiot can't survive with just the dick pics she collected from Tinder even 6 whole days.
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