adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.
"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"
by 48104 July 07, 2009
Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.
Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.
The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.
Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.
The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.
'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'
(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)
'Compressed Beef.'
(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)
by uglylittlespud March 05, 2012
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
by GS71 April 04, 2015
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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Compressed Personal Computer Video Games: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025
The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.
“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
by Ligmamom September 16, 2021