Clydesdale

This word originates from the large Clydesdale horses. They are known for putting in enormous amounts of work with little success.
A clydesdale is a guy who clocks long hours of work with girls and is a cuntmug.

Pete dude...Mike Boden puts in more work than the Budweiser Clysdales and he never pulls. He is living with his 1 month girlfriend next year...fuckin clydesdale stop piggying you cuntmug.

by Colton April 4, 2005

clydesdale scale

a unit of measurement used to determine how ugly a girl is.

Person 1: "What was she on the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"

by huckinator June 19, 2004

Clydesdoodle

An abnormally large larbordoodle dog that has the grace and swagger as a Clydesdale.

Sookie is going to be sooooo big! She's a clydesdoodle

by DarleneOliviaPope August 3, 2017

Clydeshog

A human or animal that uses all their weight and might and always seems to get you right where it hurts.

OH MY GOODNESS, GRACE, you got right between the legs. You’re such a clydeshog!

by GucciGirl10 May 9, 2019

Clydesdale Flip

When one takes a combination of ketamine and 2CB.

Oh wow, Richie must be on another planet! He did a Clydesdale Flip!

by Partygirl2000 November 10, 2021

Don’t make me your Clydesdale

Don’t make someone haul your emotional BS or your personal problems. Similar to scape goat in a sense.

Girl 1- *unloads a shit ton of whining*
Guy2- don’t make me your Clydesdale, dear… get a therapist or pay me.

by Naphtali6890 May 23, 2022

Clydesdale Scale

A scale used for rating girls by deciding how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off.
From the movie Air Heads

Dude if she was so hot, what did she rank on the Clydesdale Scale?

I would put it at 6

Damn thats hot

by Amish Protection Program July 14, 2009