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captain clusterfuck

A person who is completely unable to do anything right or to make things work. If given any task he/she will fuck it up causing problems for everybody.
Mike: How will be in charge of the christmas office party this year?

Al: I will take the title of marster of the ceremony?
Mike: Al, the only title you can take is Captain Clusterfuck. You can not organize a trip to the bathroom, let alone a party. Everything given to you is doomed for failure.
by buck neckid ALM December 6, 2010
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Operation Clusterfuck

Playing any game of conquest or rush on operation metro in a 64 player server without any limits on XM25, M320, C4,Claymores, SMAW, RPG, LAW, or any other explosives in hardcore mode.
I was feeling good about killing 2 enemy players until I rounded the corner to get killed by a C4 camper, then respawned to trip a team mate's claymore and die by friendly fire, Operation Clusterfuck strikes again!
by taters21 February 14, 2015
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Clusterfuckitis

A disease or state of illness that, while similar to the Rube Goldberg Syndrome (a chain-reaction of diseases), differs in that it has no single origin and that the patient's future is completely uncertain.
You thought your brother's case of Rube Goldberg Syndrome was bad? Mine had a total case of clusterfuckitis... first he got some weird infection during a heart surgery, then 20 years later he went crazy and biked 3000 miles in one summer, and then the infection got back at him, he had to stop biking, so then his heart had to get used to him being lazy, but couldn't, so now he's breathing all funny, bet he's gonna get pneumonia from that bug now...
by Mikey McM. February 1, 2009
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clusterfart

An occasion when a group of flatulent people gather to emit the rankest fartcloud possible.
This is an A1 clusterfart, a reeking synthesis of Limburger cheese and chili.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2018
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Clusterfuck

"If you looked up clusterfuck in a dictionary, well you wouldn't find anything because clusterfuck isn't a real word. But if it was, there would probably be a picture of South Sudan next to it."
by digeridoo. March 5, 2021
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walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.
by jesster79 February 2, 2006
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clusterfuckassery

What you experience when the company you work for acquires another business that has nothing to do with your business and you have to integrate it.
This public relations fiasco has resulted in some real clusterfuckassery.
by SuperJRock March 2, 2010
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