Clockwork Orange

The orbital subway around Glasgow. So named due to it's circular route and orange subway trains. Also famous for it's central role in The Glasgow Subcrawl.

"How you gettin up the West end on Saturday"?

"I'm catchin the Clockwork Orange"

by Stoo340 October 16, 2012

Cockwork

Any pleasuring or handling of the penis.

"She gives good cockwork."

by Allison45 January 12, 2009

A Clockwork Orange

Arguably the most violent movie ever made. Was banned in many countries upon its initial release in 1971.
Parents: Don't let your kids see this. Kids: Rent this at a video store without your parents' permission.

"How did you like A Clockwork Orange?"
"It was good, although I almost threw up after watching the first 10 minutes."

by Poiuyt October 28, 2003

clockwork orange

Oddest, most kickass movie.
Alex is a stud.

Alex:No time for the ol' in and out, love! I've just come to read the meter.

by Schmuck November 20, 2003

clockwerk

To insert both fists into another person's anus, and twist your right hand clockwise and your left hand counterclockwise. This is usually done between two men.

Tim gave Daryl a clockwerk a week ago, and his ass is still sore!

by Tomfoolery23 June 24, 2009

Clockwork Orange

Classic london rhyming slang for insanity.

Person A: "What's wrong with that bloke over there"?

Person B: "Mate he's as daffy as a clockwork orange"

by Egan Wilks March 12, 2022

queer as a clockwork orange

Strange, odd, unusual.

(Also the name of famous novel and movie "A Clockwork Orange")

Do you know whothis guy is?
No, dude. I don't see him ever. He is queer as a clockwork orange.

by AtaMete52 December 16, 2017