clubberfuck

When something is fucked beyond comprehension. Can also be used to describe an unidentified being or object which bares no resemblance to anything known to humanity.

Being a versatile word, it can additionally be used to curse.

"It's a frikken clubberfuck!"
"In the distance, right over there. The hell is that clubberfuck?!"
"Clubberfuck that duck!"

by RealFreaq April 10, 2015

clubbing dodos

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.

Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.

by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017

we be clubbin'

-idiom
1. Patronizing a nighttime dancing establishment.
2. An expression indicating agreement, well-being, or a generally positive feeling, often used as a response.

"We be clubbin'; everybody likes when the girl shakes something."

"What are you up to this fine evening, young fellows?"
"We be clubbin'."

"This vacation is phenomenal"
"We be clubbin'."

by PG2 November 7, 2007

inuit seal clubber

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.

"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015

clubberin

To beat about the head and neck of an unsuspecting victim utilizing all four fistus.

"Keep runninyour mouth and you is in for a clubberin."

by Prettyboyredneck July 28, 2004

[clubbed to death]

the most inspirational/motivational song ever. If you listen to clubbed to death in key life situations you will come out on top

Whenever I listen to clubbed to death when i work out i give maximum effort

by deceptionman January 25, 2009

Culture Clubbing

The act of inserting a straw or tube into ones anus and then propelling cocaine/crushed pills directly into recipients anal cavity.

"Any seasoned drug addict will tell you this but it's been my experience that, in a pinch, I can usually grind some pills and funnel them into my ass. Any funnel will work but I prefer the oil strainers you pick up at the neighborhood gas station. Though If the opportunity presents itself, I prefer to get a close friend/honest looking stranger to shoot the finely crushed pills directly into my colon by inserting a straw or an empty pen tube into my anus, filling their lungs with air and blowing vigorously (I often refer to this as Culture Clubbing). The trick here is to have a good idea of how much product will be escaping your ass by way of farting after the initial insertion. Thusly you need to compensate the amount of powdered drugs accordingly (Note: the amount will vary if you are by yourself with a paper funnel or on the other spectrum, using a pneumatic device). Obviously it should go without saying the amount of air you're able to use to propel the granules through the straw will have a direct effect on the amount of powder that will come shooting back into the face of your friend. Make sure he/she has a dust buster or sandwich baggy at the ready when this happens.

Clearly Mr. Giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. Hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn't forget the lessons he's learned."

-excerpt taken from JLDS

by mud00 September 29, 2010