cleaveland steamer 

The process of hovering over your girlfriend (cause you probably wouldn't wanna marry her.), and dropping Webster (Shit) all over her chest.

She wanted an experience she'd never forget, so I gave her a cleaveland steamer.

cleaveland steamer by Rex Sterling December 20, 2003

Cleveland Steamer Sundae

The act of Defecating on your partners chest then sitting on it while rocking back and forth like a steam roller (cleveland steamer). Then proceeding to ejaculate on the feces while topping it off with a used tampon.

"dude, i gave her the best Cleveland steamer sundae last night!"

Cleveland Steamer Sundae by lukelord0 May 7, 2015

clevland steamer 

The act of wrapping a females face with serran wrap, and proceeding to shit on it. therefore the shit will build steam under the serran wrap.

After purchasing some reynolds wrap, i shitted on that whores face and it got all steamy.

clevland steamer by C Murdah May 19, 2005

cleveland steamer

to take a shit on your partners chest after sex. its more of a fetish thing.

dude,this bitch gave me a Cleveland steamer last night.
man thats nasty.

cleveland steamer by seth9480 April 28, 2009

Cleaveland Steamer 

When a man squats onto a womans chest, taking a dumpand using his buttocks to wipe the dump backwards and forwards whilst making tractor and digger noises.

"I took a cleaveland steamer on her when she slept."
"Didn't the beeping wake her up?"
"I whispered."

Cleaveland Steamer by Streakycheese September 29, 2007

Cleaveland Steamer 

The so-called erotic act of deficating on one's partner.

Rod left a cleaveland Steamer on Veronica's chest.

Cleaveland Steamer by Our21stzen February 12, 2003

Cleaveland Steamer 

The act of deficating on a female's chest, not to be confused with the brown necktie.

I gave Amber a Cleaveland steamer right after I ate at Tacco Bell and the bitch passed out right there.

Cleaveland Steamer by Stefan December 2, 2003