Ethnic Cleansing

A ritual where you drink a lot foreign alcohol in a short period of time so you can vomit everything out of your system.

"Hey, is Billy coming out with us tonight?"
"No, he's too busy recovering from his ethnic cleansing from last night."

by jeop070 February 6, 2019

Canadian Cleansing

The process of spitting in ones anus, and jerking them off until they fart the spit out of their ass.

Jay had disgusting farts so i gave him a canadian cleansing

by PsychoLogic1989 January 19, 2018

Mental Cleansing

Its when you smoke some high quality weed. And then go zen major health freak. Tea drinking, nature hallucinations, and purifying properties of nature. And then enters a zen state of mind.

Almost like a soul cleansing.

friend 1: Wanna chill thursday

friend 2: Naw man, Mental Cleansing tuesday. I need to feel cleaner

by Windy-splunts January 15, 2011

Cleanskin

A pleasant shit, thats easy to pass, that you didnt have to wipe for. Unfortunately, they are infrequent, so one must cherish the moment when blessed.

Person 1: "Dude i just had a cleanskin, when i wiped there was nothing on the toilet paper"

Person 2: "I fucking love those Terry Urds"

by Jooiiiiimmmmms January 3, 2010

Cleansing

Taking a laxative with any form of spicy food.

Man: I'm cleansing this weekend so don't clean the toilet.

by Scabbeth June 5, 2017

assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Social Cleansing

When you lose/break your cell phone and lose ALL your contacts. You are then forced to recall names and numbers of people long forgotten.

Frat Bro, "Dude arn't you gonna text your booty call for a late night rendez-vous?

Contact-less Friend, "No Bro... Due to social cleansing I am forced to meet new girls and get their numbers...

by DNealz14 May 11, 2009