Shit Claw

The hand that you used when you went to a friend or relatives' house, took a huge crap in their toilet, and in fear of clogging it, shoved your hand into the bowl to break down the huge turd into smaller, flushable peices. This hand becomes your "Shit Claw" and, no matter how much you wash it, will smell for hours.

Guy1: Ughh, dude, whats that smell??
Guy2: Oh, thats my shit claw, I just came back from visiting my cousin's mansion.
Guy1: oh, thats understandable, but dude, that shit smells.

by Mr.DLC February 22, 2010

stink claw tickler

The female assumes the "doggie style" position, the middle most finger is inserted in the butt to excite the lesser known 'z' spot, the designated pointer is inserted into the vagina to excite the popular 'g' spot, whilst the thumb is used to tickle the clitoris.

see also: stink claw nibbler

after just a few minutes of the stink claw tickler... she passed out!

by bjochen April 1, 2008

selfie claw

The weird claw like position a hand has to get into in order to hold your camera/phone at just the right angle when taking a selfie.

Eww Jessi, delete that selfie, you got some gnarly selfie claw in it.

by Lifeindreams July 21, 2014

stink claw nibbler

When the female receives the middle most finger in the butt, the designated pointer finger in the vagina and the clitoris is consequently nibbled via lips and tongue.

see also stink claw tickler

Dammit, she loves the stink claw nibbler, but she still won't let me put it in her butt!

by bjochen April 1, 2008

Slop Claw

The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.

Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"

Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"

Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"

Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"

by Don Cuckold March 12, 2014

Sloppy Bear Claw

1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.

2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.

Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.

by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019

Sonofabitch Claw

A had gesture used to emphasize and symbolize something that something has pissed you off. Stick your hand out and down with the palm facing up. Then curl your fingers up about half way. It looks like imitation claws, and is very similar to the gesture that rock singers use. Also, used while proclaiming "SONOFABITCH!"

Guy 1: Hey, did you order those concert tickets yet?

Guy 2: NO! I called at 3, like they said, but they were sold out already... SONOFABITCH!
::SONOFABITCH CLAW::

by Tacolito22 February 23, 2009