Hypothetical them clavicles

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

classic schmosby

It refers to the character Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother. At the end of Ted’s perfect first date, he tells her, “I think I’m falling in love with you.” This was a habit Ted couldn’t break. So every time someone said “I love you” too soon, it was known as pulling a “Classic Schmosby.” And sometimes you later realize that you weren’t actually in love — you just really wanted to be. It’s okay to fall in love, but don’t say anything until you’re sure that’s what you’re really feeling, and wait a little bit. Don’t rush these great times, these beginning stages where you get to know someone and sometimes you can’t even look at them directly because they’re so goddamn cute.

kid 1: You see that brunette? I pulled a classic schmosby on her last night…
kid 2: Dude, wtf? Leave that for the movies

by dastruggleisreal March 17, 2015

Classic emerald

An act where a woman lifts her skirt in exchange for $6 to buy food at the servo after a big night

Did you see that bird out front 7-11 trying to give out classic emeralds last night . She was cooked

by Yeahnamateripstarta November 1, 2016

certified hood classic

The highest honor you can be bestowed.

That guy is a certified hood classic

by Random person on erth December 4, 2020

Clarice

One who is very strong, friendly, good head on their shoulders, very trusting. A person with this name will thrive in any situation, but they do not like being the center of attention. Giving, loving, and cares about everyone else before themselves. Creative. Will stand up for themselves and do what is right for everyone.

Clarice is such a good worker!

by 21nativeAngels March 14, 2013

Classic Ice

1. A less well known substitute for Natty Ice. Brewed by the experts at Milwaukee's Premium Brewing Company, it is 6.0 percent alcohol, but somehow manages to have a far more palatable flavor, especially after the first few are consumed. It has been suggested that the best way to have your first one or two of the night is to shotgun them. Dirt cheap, better tasting, and the official beer of the Jive Turkeys, classic is the classy ice beer.

2. Classic Ice kills more brain cells, causes more stupid decisions, and leads to more fun than your weak Natural Light. Shotgun it, funnel it, pour it in a fancy glass and discuss philosophy while drinking it; just remember, you can’t have just one.

Every Friday afternoon we need to go to the brewthru to buy 30 racks of delicious Classic Ice.

Dude, I shotgunned so many Classics last night I couldn't even stand up.

Will: Hey Mark, what do you call Classic Ice?
Mark: The True College Beer.

by TheSuze December 5, 2007

Classic Goth

One of a darker persona who enjoys the beauties of life that others have forgotten. Unlike the plain goth, death metal or other such music is not the only form of audio entertainment. The Dies Irae, Kyrie, Adagio for Strings, works by Michael Crawford and Sarah Brightman, and Agnus Dei are also popular amongst this crowd. Classic Goths' oriantation borders on the strange and unique, and is one of the most abnormal form of goth. More often than not, Classic Goths are artistic in many feilds, some of which include Gothic Archetexture, Renisance art, singing, writing, and the playing of darker, older instruments (harp, violin, pipe organ, etc)
Popularity and 'fitting in' are at the bottom of the Classic Goth's to-do list. In fact, one will find that the Classic Goth often remains aloof from her/his fellow person, finding that solitude allows for better inspiration. Contrary to the cliche that Goths of any form worship Satan, Classic Goths DO NOT, under any circimstances, fit this definition.

You can always find a classic goth deeply immersed in writings and musical pieces of a higher mindset.

by Angelique Noël January 23, 2009