Santa Clarita

A city in California. South of Fraisure Park and north of the Sanfernando Valley. It is filled with upper middle class families who live in their little cookie cutter boxes. There are 5 main areas of Santa Clarita: Valencia, Saugus, Newhall, Canyon Country, and Stevenson's Ranch. It is a major center for many people in the show biz like Jamie Lynn Spears, Taylor Lautner, Sasha Petirse, and Madison Davenport. It is also filled with annoying teenage girls that have enough money to be well off, but act as though they are rich socialites. It is also the hometown of the Six Flags theme park Magic Mountain, California Institute of the Arts, College of the Canyons, and William S. Hart park. Residential areas vary from suburban neighborhoods to urban city life to rural ranch property.

The Valencia Town center is the local mall that has only a limited ammount of fascinaating store, making it's self rather average. There are two movie theaters, one in the Towncenter, the other in Canyon Country. It is the home of the Canyon Theater Guild, now the Santa Clarita Reigonal Theater. Other entertainment options include two bowling alleys, a Mountasia Fun Center, and a Scooter's Jungle.

All around a good place once you get past the snotty brats,a the wannabe gangsters, and potheads.

Santa Clarita, AWESOME TOWN! Where our gangs, don't even look thretening.

by Guidothespartoyouall December 8, 2010

The Caretaker

The fit man with a funny hand from scary movie 2.

"Hi, Im Hanson, Im the caretaker. And whats ure name sweetchild??"

by Sweetchild August 16, 2005

claret

British terminology for blood.

"There's a lot of claret I see."
-a british cop examining a death scene

by Dave March 26, 2004

maurice clarett

A term used to describe a series of choices somebody made in their life that left them getting fucked in the ass in jail by a 6'6" black guy named Bubba or Ray Ray.

Scott Peterson pulled a maurice clarett when he killed his wife and threw her in the lake. Now he is in prison for life with "beautiful Bubba".

by Jason W. September 19, 2006

santa clarita

most boring town on fucking earth, i mean it. there isnt shit to do except smoke weed at the mall and get harrassed by the cops. magic mountain gets boring after the 2nd time going. this place is half mexicans and African Americans, and the other half is white supremicists who stand at the corner of valencia blvd and mcbean pkwy with there trump 2020 flags. oh yeah i forgot to mention homeless people and crackheads make up 25% of the population too, specifically in stevenson ranch.

santa clarita

lame: aye foo lets go blaze it at the mall foo

lame #2: nigga we do that everyday theres other shit we can do u know
lame: foo like what
lame #2: shit idek we dont have cars so we cant go to the valley, i guess imma just go home
lame: nigga u lame as fucc

by nomames661 January 26, 2021

caretaker

One that cares for everyone.

Person1:Why do you like her.
Person2:No one deserves to be left out.
Person3:Why are you so caretaker?

by TheBalancer February 9, 2014

Santa Clarita

A very boring town north of Los Angeles. People here are fake attention-whores. Most of the teens here are wannabe ravers, and are obsessed with light shows. Lots of kids here do drugs and smoke lots of weed because theres nothing else to do. The only good thing about Santa Clarita is that Six Flags Magic Mountain is located here, and thats really the only fun thing to do here, other than sitting around at the mall doing nothing on a friday night.

KID 1: hey, lets go to a party in Santa Clarita and give lightshows and get high!!
KID 2: Ok, I just got a new glove set.
KID 1: Cool, im so ready to go smoke some weed!!

by YOUALLSUCK!! November 15, 2011