anti-clamatic

When an upskirt photo promising a clear view of genitals is too out of focus or low resolution to clearly make out the young woman's "Clam"

The Miley Cyrus uskirt pic was anti-clamatic.

by Hy Pyke June 18, 2010

clamato

the sex act in which you make a girl squirt when shes on her period.

i was going in deep and then BAM! it hit me. all over my face. CLAMATO!

by b2m2c2nyc2 April 20, 2011

Clamato

1. n. - a bad tasting tomato/clam juice mixture, mostly mixed with beer or used to make a bloody mary.

2. n. - another name for a vagina when a female is "On The Rag".

1.> The man asked the bartender for a clamato and beer.

2.> Guy 1 - Hey! Did you hook up with that chick you met last night?
Guy 2 - No man! She had a clamato!

by Jack Tofft March 31, 2009

clamato

a mexican

"fucking clamato'

"that clamato with the spikey hair robbed me"

by 4 Points October 18, 2009

Clamcation

When your on a permanent vacation because you don't work.

The act of someone who shows up for work and does nothing all day

Im in such a vacation mode I feel like I'm on a Clamcation

Jason is always on Clamcation, no matter what he's asked to do nothing ever gets gone.

"Can you follow up on this for me?"

"F that I'm on a Clamcation"

by Drgn August 31, 2013

Clamato Juice

When you are double fisting a girl while she is on her period and she slaps the clam cuffs on you and squirts.

Hey John! Remember that girl that through the clam cuffs on me? She invited me over while she was on her period, threw me in clam cuffs again and squirted Clamato Juice all over me!!!

by Nasty Dave June 20, 2019

Clamato

A clam and tomato fusion. (Specifically a Roma tomato from the corner curbside Mexican guy who selling for good value).

Wife I crave a clamato.

by Bbnut May 5, 2020