Cisco Whip

A tool used to discipline student taking the Cisco class.

Dude I went to google for like a second and i totaly got beat with the cisco whip.

by Mike March 18, 2005

Cisco Twist

an energy drink that when you drink you obtain the power to shot lightning out of you cock also known as "COCK LIGHTNING". People bow to the mighty presence of your cock. Men will worship, women will get on there knees and give you mighty blow then there heads will explode from the mighty cock lightning that shoots out of your cock. You will be able to crush a human skull with your bare hands.
CISCO TWIST is made with lemon,oranges, chocolate,and CINNAMON!!!

Dude last night drank some Cisco Twist and now I am Emperor of the World.

by Taco Man 89 March 28, 2009

cisco legend

It is believed that a stoner named andrew once went through the gates of the cisconian hell. He was believed to be obssesed with mac, and would even ssacrifice his life for it. Once had a girlfriend, but never did he even kiss her, because he was internet dating. It is believed that he will one day marry bill gates and convert him to mac.

the cisco legend was a very clever mac user, but he failed to graduate highschool.

by fukiyama September 14, 2006

Cisco

A computer systems company. They allow weak minded CompSci majors to blow them for inflated salaries.

Wow, I guess all that blowing Paul did finally paid off...Cisco is going to pay him 80k a year and now he only has to bend over twice a week.

by Ryan_CHME November 18, 2006

Cisco Shake

The act of nonchalantly brushing one's crotch against another person without their knowing.

Hey Steve why don't you go give Joe a cisco shake?

by Joshua Laster January 11, 2005

The Cisco Shower

To consume a large amount of cheap malted alcoholic beverage to the point of nausea..then hooking up with a girl..and finally getting her to strattle you...as you insert your penis..you projectile vomit all over her breasts...a shower of Cisco malt beverage

Casanovia college, NY. A guy named Mike met a cute redheaded girl..while playing the drinking game "asshole"..they hit it off and to her dorm room they go..only to finally vomit on her tits..and finally in a naked fury and vomiting over the side of her bed...to loudly fart in her face..ass only about 6 inches from her nose...THE CISCO SHOWER...then back to Shirley, NY it is...

by Mike Ev. September 18, 2005

cisco

One of the most amazing networking companies ever. Get a CISCO certification and you will be givin GOD like powers.

Justin yells out "Freaking Yeah! I got my CCNA!" Meanwhile a man that needs a network setup calls Justin's house and give all his worldly possesions to him because he is god.

by Windexter April 14, 2003