the act of eating spicy primarily Italian foods such as buffalo wings, lots of chicken parm or anything with pepperoni then taking a shit and upon exit the tasty medditeranian spices flood your asshole causing a sharp burning sensation which causes the victim to walk around with spread legs and a slightly gaped butthole to avoid painful friction
Louie: hey Mr. Formaggioni i just ate a 16 inch cold cut grinder with exra pepperoni from milano's do you think ill get chimpanzee ass
Mr. Formaggioni: ooo lou you shouldn't have done that your ass is gonna be burning like a rich lazy jew
Mr. Formaggioni: ooo lou you shouldn't have done that your ass is gonna be burning like a rich lazy jew
by loudog413 December 2, 2010
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Note: In the Holt Spanish Ven Conmigo #3 spanish book there is actually a guy who looks like a chimpanzee in chapter 2.
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"Man that is one ugly-ass dude, he looks like a fucking chimpanzee"
Note: In the Holt Spanish Ven Conmigo #3 spanish book there is actually a guy who looks like a chimpanzee in chapter 2.
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It is performed while hanging upside down from a tree.
The goal is to not accidentally nut in your face.
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Joe: I blew a load into my mouth while I was doing the chimpanzee yesterday
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