Chub

Overgrown piece of fat. Usually related to jiggle or hypocrite PE teachers. When you touch it, it feels like jell-o. Also refers to your friend, an annoying person, or just some fat guy. It can be a girl too.

Coco: "Hey you're a chub!"
Caca: "Thanks Bro, your my broham

by Jball2500 November 14, 2018

Chub

A breed of fish resembling a small carp. These fish are small, terrible and when caught, display the amateur abilities of the fisherman who caught it. When caught, said fisherman will more than likely be verbally abused/hazed by his more dominant alpha male friends.

Hey man, when’s the last time you caught a chub?

It’s been a while. I remember pork chop used to blow them up with black cats when he caught them out of the creek.

by Lurays elocutioner September 2, 2019

Chub

-proper N. A man with a chub.

-N. A penis whose girth is twice the number of centimenters than it's length.
--See also, "patty"

-V. To abscond with, often for the purpose of feeding one's fat ass.

Sue: So, betty, was donald any good?
Betty: No, he was a chub tub.
Sue: What's that?
Betty: It's when the cock looks like a half black, half asian. To make it worse, he chubbed my panties and half of my fridge

by Dill Dough February 16, 2004

Chub

Slang for a pouch of chewing tobacco that one would insert into the lower lip. Coined by Kenny Semelsberger and Adam cox of Strongsville, Ohio.

Dude, I really want to throw in a chub right now.

Andrew: Wanna chub?

Kenny: No, that stuff is bad for you.

by Kenny Semelsberger November 10, 2009

chub

a roll of fat that older children have, baby fat that was never burned off.

look at all the chub on those tikes- they still look like babies!

by Charlie Hardfort January 8, 2008

chub

Metric measurement for one cubic centimeter of poo. Also see Chubba.

The big brown egg that I laid came in at around 25 chubs.

by Bryce Craftmaster March 7, 2003

Chub

Noun. A marijuana cigarette (aka a Joint) that is of normal length but excessively thick.

Me and Benny went up the hill and smoked a chub before the party.

by Arrbear September 16, 2005