Chronoistic

The behavior of discriminatin agains some one due to their time living.

"OMG DAN IS SO CHRONOISTIC. HE SAID IM TOO OLDFOR BUBBLEGUM LIPGLOSS"

by AsmodiusDemonPrince November 23, 2021

Chrooning

Pleasuring yourself until complete ejaculation In a body of water

"Manuel was chrooning yesterday in my pool"

by CM4444 August 3, 2024

Chronis

Stemming from Greek culture, a male hung like a lightswitch, or a Greek statue. All potatoes 🥔 🥔, no meat. A male with a tiny Penis.

That guy i hooked up with from the club last night was suffering from absolute Chronis.

by KonstaCHRONIS June 19, 2025

Law of choonism

The law states, that Any individual who is classified as choon must have a choononic magnitude twenty times greater than its surface area cubed.

Yousef: woah that was a very chooni action
Ashkan: according to the law of choonism the action portrayed is not as chooni as possible, refer to Law of choonism Vol. 2 Act.7

by Juicysef July 27, 2021