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Chronikkah

an 8 day marijuana/Jewish based holiday that combines 4/20 and Hanukkah
Chronikkah is the 7 days leading up to 4/20 on the eighth day, starting at 12am on April 13th lasting until 12am on April 21st.
by ZSCARB March 16, 2008
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Chranukah

A holiday celebration usually celebrated in December, but sometimes in July or other months, in which friends and/or family gather in festive spirit to smoke large amounts of chronic and then eat a glorious holiday feast to satisfy their munchies.
-Hey Uncle Joshua, are you coming over for latkes tomorrow?
-Of course Aaron, and the Rabbi's bringing lots of weed so we can have a proper Chranukah celebration.

-Yo Jamall, you comin' to Darnell's tomorrow?
-What for?
-Smokin our black anuses off for Chranukah before the game.
by ScottyMaserati December 14, 2010
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Chronically Online

Someone who spends most of their time on the internet. They often will argue about things online and are out of touch with the real world.
Person 1: look at this kid, they use neopronouns and keep arguing on Reddit.
Person 2: omg that’s so chronically online
by UrFavTguy July 21, 2022
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1. a place where you send your friends as a sort of punishment for being, saying, or doing something redundant. the redundant act must be unnecessary or unneeded.

3. a place where you send your friends as a remedy for being, saying or doing something twice, or more than one time or repeating repeating themselves in various ways that are different but mean the same thing.

3. a home for redundants
That's it, (to redundant friend) your going to the redundant school of redundancy for the chronically redundant.
by nick August 15, 2006
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Chronically Online

Chronically Online is inherently a Chronically Online term.
SWJs, and PC Culture is Chronically Online
by sugeknightsgun January 23, 2023
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Man when im off probation this shit of smokin the fattest hydronical chronical blizzunt !
by jermdog May 7, 2005
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Chronically Online

A fatass with no life that sits in their stank ass room all day on social media, they are so disconnected from reality, that they say shit that they hear online or do it.
Person 1: “Look at this guy, dressing up as a fucking animal and singing that furry songs stuff.”
Person 2: “That guy is chronically online! He should go hang himself!”
by Nigger hater 22 July 4, 2023
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