Christoffer

Funny, intelligent, nice, caring, really good in bed but can also be a dick. He is down to do anything which makes him fun

I’d totally smash Christoffer

by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

Christopher Shaw

If you don't know who Christopher Shaw is, I feel sorry for you. But to explain, Christopher Shaw is a greek god looking ass animated character who everyone in the Episode Interactive community simp for. He is from the story "The Shaw Brothers" written by our talented queen Violet. He has beautiful olive skin, a defined triangle face carved by the gods above, luscious short cropped black hair, snatched straight bold brows, cute button nose, sexy uneven terracotta lips to give a *kiss kiss*, and a pair of mysterious, beautiful, mesmerizing, green, round piercing eyes. His likes includes consistency, koalas, the weeknd, eating fruits, being hot asf, and demolishing ovaries. In conclusion, Christopher Shaw is daddy and he can rail me.

EVERYONE BOW DOWN TO OUR QUEEN VIOLET FOR CREATING HIM!!!

ivy: "hi, (insert hottie name)!" *heart eyes* *drolls*
annoyed hottie: "hey, icy! is that Christopher Shaw over there?"
ivy: "OMG CHRISSY I'M COMING!"

by tsb.meme September 8, 2020

CoCo Christopher

Nickname for Conan O'Brien, imparted by Tom Hanks on the former's second episode as the new host of The Tonight Show in 2009. The nickname combines Conan's self-bestowed nickname from earlier in the same show, "CoCo," and his middle name irl, "Christopher," also revealed earlier in the same show when Conan showed his new California driver's license.

Jim: Is that dude with the big ass chin still hosting The Tonight Show?

Hank: No way, man, CoCo Christopher took over hella days ago.

by bohoi June 25, 2009

Christoffer

Christoffer is god's god
He is both manly and strong that his muscles sticks out of his head disguised as curls.
God was jalous of christoffer's cock, that he cut it off at replaced it wit another cock.

Christoffer's old cock is now known as mt. Everest and his cum created the "milky" way

by Christoffer May 22, 2017

Christopher Columbus High School

A high school where all the kids are always in the juul room instead of class

Girl: What school do you go to
Boy: Christopher Columbus High School
Girl: OMG can I suck your dick please

by Belensucks June 2, 2018

christoforo

The act of destroying your reputation online in an accelerated fashion. Popularized by Paul Christoforo's famous customer service email that single handedly destroyed his company and went viral.

Bob pulled a christoforo by posting a racist tweet.

by usbsnowcrash December 31, 2011

Christopher Vincent Waters

In memory of Christopher Vincent Waters, who passed away September 8 2010. Hey bro, if you can hear me man, I still never got a chance to show off my new J's. And dude, you were my homie for life, you taught me so much, even how to flirt properly xD. But I'd never forget you man, no one would, you'll always be with us man, no homo. Haha, Vincent was the best friend anyone could have, and he's probably one of the smartest, coolest, and funkiest dudes walking this universe now. He's a mere memory now, but one we'll never forget those times when you backed up all of us, and hey, remember during PE all those funny times me and you trash talked Kianna so much XD those were good times, man. Haha and all those times you and my girl argued whether the Chargers or Cowboys are better, those were good times too.

But before I go, one last thing to say; you taught me so much, and I wouldn't be where where I am right now, just remembering how we met in first grade brings a tear to my eye man. You never lost faith in me bro, well that's most of what I got to say. Just know this man, you'll always be with us, we love you bro, and you're probably in heaven right now. P.S: Give 'em hell, yeah?

No one else in this world could be as cool as Christopher Vincent Waters, we love and miss you bro.

by Hopxy September 10, 2010