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Christmahannukwanzadan

A term that, while an attempt to be inclusive of various winter holidays and "festivals of light", also displays ignorance that Ramadan has no connection with the seasons of the solar year. Ramadan (a month of major religious observances within the Islamic lunar calendar) moves backwards through the solar calendar about eleven days every year.

In some years Ramadan gains visibility as it is coincidentally observed near the winter "holiday season", but it actually keeps cycling through the seasons.
In 2010 Ramadan spanned parts of August and September.
In 2011 Ramadan will fall approximately between August 1 and August 29 or 30.
This demonstrates that "Christmahannukwanzadan" illogically groups Ramadan with winter holidays.
by Grinning Cat December 27, 2010
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Christmaker

a christmaker is a girl named mya who cries over boys too much
maddie:Stop being a christmaker and get over that boy
by maddiebaby153 April 3, 2020
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Christmallatio

A mix between Christmas and Fellatio.
The act of waking up your partner on Christmas morning with a bomb blowjob.
See Christmilingus for the female genitalia counterpart.
"Man, she gave me a Christmallatio this year."
by DarlaCassic January 3, 2021
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Christmahanakwanzakuh

not a holiday, sopossedly christmas hanakuh and kwanza combined, people say it in a greeting in fear they might offend someone by saying the wrong holiday, its on a cell phone commercial...
Happy christmahanakwanzakuh!!(i dont know what you celebrate)
by i hate this word December 7, 2005
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Christmahanukkwandiwalstice

A combination of Christmas (Christianity), Hanukkah (Judaism), Kwanzaa (Pan-Africanism), Diwali (Hinduism) and the Winter Solstice (other/none); a general term for holidays in December. More politically correct than Christmahanukkwanzaa, Christmahanukkwanztice and Christmakkah, but less politically correct than Christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstice (Christmas + Hannukah + Kwanzaa + Ramadan + Diwali + Solstice) and Christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstiledos (all that with Kaledos tacked onto the end for those Lithuanian reconstructionists).
Me: Happy/Merry Christmahanukkwandiwalstice!
Normal Person: What the hell?
by AgnosticRocker January 11, 2008
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Christmahanakwanzayule

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.
Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!
by Zak Zennii August 1, 2006
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Christmahanukwanzica

A combination of the holidays "Christmas", "Hanuka", and "Kwanza".
"We can't throw a Christmas party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Kwanza and Hanuka. We can't throw a Hanuka party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Christmas and Kwanza. We can't throw a Kwanza party because that would exclude the people who celebrate Christmas and Hanuka. So let's throw a Christmahanukwanzica party!
by TeenX December 6, 2004
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