christoons

Fundamental Christians. They are the ones who deny evolution, gravity (now called intelligent falling by them), and believe life is no older than 10,000 years old. Also called Penelopes.

Christoons are about as loony as the Loony Toons.

by Team B.C. March 24, 2010

Christyona

Young,Amazing,Funny,beautiful, can always make you smile when your upset, perfect personality overall she has an big heart she's more confident than EVER , she will never leave your side , good kisser, don't really care what boys thinks, she has herself she don't need nobody on her side , you can't help but to love her , she will be the best girlfriend you will ever have

Woow , christyona is beautiful

by Suppperawesome September 28, 2014

christonie

Someone that is open minded and is a strong person when he/she loves you they ate always left and hurt but Christonie means a caring & lovable Person

Christ sent to me christonie

by Christonie May 16, 2018

Christionna

Beautiful strong queen that knows what she wants in life and will take risks to get it.

Christionna is soon to be throned

by Sweetie37 November 21, 2021

Christco

Any "mega church" that has huge membership numbers, and an emphasis on entertainment as much or more than religion.

As in: "Christco Warehouse Religion Club" for all your bulk and discount worship needs.

Bob and Alice joined the new "Christco" club down the street, they love the pastor, but the new dance numbers are to die for!

by RockyWords August 10, 2009

christcore

hardcore/metal music played about god, jesus, and christianity

really, really shitty.

"Those christcore motherfuckers, they dont know shit!"

-"atheist anthem" by Leftover Crack

by Döug August 9, 2006

christcore

Kid who listens to shitty metalcore, most likely wll start a band with other kids whose parents bought them Mesa dual rectifiers and $2000 drum sets.

Lyrics are usually dumbed down to mix with the breakdowns and two-step parts of traditional metalcore.

A christcore kid is basically a kid who wants to be in a metalcore band, but doesn't want to make his/her rich parents look bad. He/she totes on about Christ, with a "metal" spice when all he is doing is looking like an idiot and spewing bullshit in order to lure in dozens of post-teenage girls to their 'intense and inspirational' display of faggotry.

Typical christcore breakdown:

*cue stage pile

"SHOW ME YOUR FAITH!!!1!" (china crash) CHUGGA CHUG...CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGA CHUG...

by eleventyfirst January 29, 2008