chorizo smoker

A gay man who likes to give fellatio to men of hispanic backgrounds

John loves to smoke pedro's chorizo, what a chorizo smoker

by elcrazyloco696 October 15, 2013

Chinese nigga urban dick chorizo

When your ass is so big that the burger you just ate can come out as the same size that it went right fruu jår tuuf

Oh holy chinese nigga urban dick chorizo ! That was rad........................!?!

by Mr. BigBC May 22, 2020

Tucson Chorizo Cheves

When one has sex with their authority figure and then craps a justicy load on their desk.

Dude, the principle was totally asking for a Tucson Chorizo Cheves.

by Geimi and Tara March 28, 2007

Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that comes with chorizo

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger, it comes with chorizo!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Bullet made of chorizo

Something spicy, fun, and dangerous, as per Gene Belcher in Bob's Burgers

Tina: Well, I want people to think I'm spicy and fun and dangerous.
Gene: Like a bullet made of chorizo?

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

jimmy chooin'

shopping with your girlfriend and seeing how much of your money she will waste on a ridiculously expensive pair of shoes

"Hey honey, look at these Jimmy Choo. They are on-sale today, only $650!"

She jumps around excitedly, while you look into your soon to be empty wallet. This is Jimmy Chooin'

by Male Shopper April 3, 2010

chootz

Means "ok" or an expression of excitement. A variation of "shoots", more commonly used in urban Hawai'i. Originated from a boy on the island of Oahu in 2004. Hawaiians use it as well as "koots" as an expression of excitement.

--"Like go beach?"
--"Chootz bra, we go! I'm down!"

by hawaiianSOLJAH May 13, 2005